What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:30

Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
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-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Are there girls here who like group sex?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.